"There is NO comment needed after this one, its straight priceless!

""And the Mashonda/Swizz Beatz/Alicia Keys love triangle saga continues. Very credible sources inside Alicia’s camp (on the personal management side) have dished to TheYBF.com that Alicia Keys threw a party last night at the NY’s Guggenheim Museum. And it was far from a Welcome Back To The States party for herself. She threw this party for Swizz Beatz’s birthday! Swizz brought his entire family (mom and co.) along to celebrate. But it was supposed to be top secret that it was Alicia who actually threw this party for him. We reported a while back that the “divorce” talk from Mashonda and Swizz was just to help Mashonda save face. I’m told the couple was actually scheduled to start marriage counseling next week. Too bad Mashonda knew nothing about Alicia throwing this party.

We cross checked the facts about this party with a member of Alicia’s street team–since she used them to pub this party to certain people. And it indeed checks out. Sources also tell TheYBF.com that Alicia kept the purpose of the party secret from everyone else, including the African performer she hired for the party named Angelique Kidjo. Pics of the two together at the event may not surface because of Ms. Keys’ strict confidentiality forms and no cameras policy she has everyone in her camp sign when it comes to pictures of her. But when Mashonda starts dishing about her husband’s behavior to every media who will listen, you can can guan-damn-tee this ish is coming out.

I also hear Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez stopped by the party but promptly left when they were annoyed by Swizz and Alicia so publicly flaunting their affair and relationship. Esp. since Swizz and Mashonda haven’t signed the separation/divorce papers. In case you didn’t know, the Anthonys actually became good friends with Mashonda after meeting her through Swizz who previously produced some tracks for Jenny.

Now that we’ve let the cat out the bag, I wonder if Swizz regrets moving in with Alicia while Mashonda’s been out of the country. Oh yes, moved in together. Scandal!

UPDATE: For all you doubters, radio host Wendy Williams has confirmed on her show today that Alicia was indeed at the party last night. Wendy was there herself, as well as her sidekick Charlamagne, who had a convo with Ms. Keys and just discussed it on the air this afternoon. They also confirm J.Lo and Marc Anthony were there." ybf.com


Oopskie! J Records won't like this! What about Alicia's clean cut image?

*hears the sound of Alicia's credibility being flushed down the toliet*


Damage control from Alicia's PR team will follow shortly...
 

"We all knew republicans were some freaky motherfuckers but this shit takes the cake right here! Speaking of lying cocksuckers, did you know how John McCain met his current wife? Well in case you didn't know, Mr. War HERO with all his honesty and intrigrity met his wife at a BAR! While he was married to someone ELSE! Did you KNOW that??? Look it UP motherfuckers, don't take our word for it! His current was must have been one hell of a one night stand, because they are still together to this very DAY!!

Remember that shit on Nov 4th, when you VOTE! While this republicans are running all these bull shit ads on honesty and heroism from this old ass douche bag!!!! Can you imagine him in Europe bridging relationships from all the damage the Bush administration has done?? Really? You can't be serious!!!

"Niccas are selling their cribs for less than what they paid for them YEARS ago. A.I. is unable to sell his house due to the recession.  He reduced the price by 37% and is still getting no traction.?

"Ladies and gentleman Tax time is right around the corner, so if you are in the Louisiana area, check out this Mother of a young rapper! (priceless, I cant make this shit up)!

"Recently, excerpts from the former editor-in-chief of Source magazine, Kim Osorio's tell-all book have been leaking on the internet. She makes some shocking claims in the book including stories of a sexual relationship with 50 Cent and Nas.

Industry Asshole says when he recently asked 50 if it was true, his response was:
"I messed with Kim a while ago, she licked on my balls before the deal...when they weren't worth much. She licked my balls once and now she's a star. I got some advice for all aspiring women journalists, it may not make the best sellers list, but lick my balls and you are on the road to the riches!!"!

"Yeah, I know, I know, we rep hard around here. Shout out to Ice T, and Coco for showing the world how a real Interracial couple get down in public! Some things' will never change, even though Ice T, is making all his dough playing a cop on TV. He still has his pimp blood in him! Holla!

"How bad is the economy this week? Crack heads are now trying to sell crack on the Internet!!!! This is bananas you!!!!

"Hard to believe, but watch"! It doesnt get any better than this in the world of crazy, fucking crack heads!!!!

"Remember when your Mom told you to always make sure you wear clean underwear everyday, because you never know when you are going to be passed out from snorting coke, and have your picture taken to be showcased on the Internet! Good job, you drunk, crack head bitch!

"This shit came down to pretty bitches vs. Ugly bitches! Hard to believe, watch!!!!!

"I guess her billionaire boyfriend put her ass in check! You can't fuck my money up bitch, put some fucking panties on!  My name aint Kevin Federline, get those bloomers on!!!!

"Dam, alot has changed since the Serreal Life has went of the air. Traci has been working out hard in the gym, but her face looks like it could use some work!

"livedaily.com reported this Morning that the Pop Singer is Broke

Rihanna's now ex-business manager Patricia Willliams has been recently fired as she recalls "for no good reason, all in ignorance" and is "livid" with Rihanna & her management company Rebel One's decision to axe her.
Patricia Williams, who was recently released from her duties as Rihanna's accountant, tell all to New York's Page Six revealing that the singer is broke, check out the report:

Rihanna's now ex-business manager Patricia Willliams has been recently fired as she recalls "for no good reason, all in ignorance" and is "livid" with Rihanna & her management company Rebel One's decision to axe her.
According to our insider the Pop Singer is down to $20,000 dollars in her Account.

Rihanna recently met with Willliams to check on her accounting affairs and was shocked to see that almost all her money was missing. She instantly accused Willliams of "stealing her money."

"I'm a professional Business Manager, I have a staff of more than a dozen, I have worked for many high profile actors, musicians and multi-million dollar corporations. Why would I steal from Rihanna?" She continues, "I showed her all the paperwork and tried to explain to her the circumstances but she wouldn't listen. She called me all sorts of horrible names and stormed off. I now feel compelled to share with the world the background story as I will not allow my name to be slandered"

The Barbados born singer has had four back-to-back albums, including a re-release since her debut of "Pon De Replay" in 2005.

According to Willliams, Marc Jordan, manager and owner of Rebel One Management has been taking care of Rihanna's financial situation with her. "Def Jam doesn't fund Rihanna properly, so Marc uses the money Rihanna makes from third-party endorsements and from tours to fund her album and music videos." Since 2005, Rihanna has been sponsored by the likes of JC Penny, Samsung, Covergirl, Secret, Venus Breeze etc,. and has gone on two major tours, most recently label-mate Kanye West's "Glow in the Dark" Tour and with PussyCat Dolls across Europe.

"I don't want to disrespect Marc's name. He is a fantastic manager and genuinely believes in Rihanna. But he uses her money to fund her future projects because he believes he can break her in the world-market. Her album sales are not nearly as close to her single sales and he knows that if she is only known as a 'singles artist' she will only be as good as her last hit. Unfortunately, he didn't inform his client and I'm receiving the brunt of it.

WTF?? LOL!!

"Dam its tough to be Jennifer Aniston in a Brad Pitt world!! Its hard to believe Brad stuck with this girl for so long, but we have some sad but true celebrity bullshit news to report. Jen has been dumped by John Mayer, you know the boring guy who composes all the elevator music! You must be real fucked up if a boring but stale musician gives you the boot. Never the less, the world is not coming to an end, here at hiphopmeetsporn we believing in helping our lost white girls find the light. I know Oprah would never give Jen this kind of advise, but that what we are here for! "Jennifer darling, you need to learn how to suck a good dick better"! I know it sounds harsh but rude, but the reality is, if you were a world class cock sucker, all the Hollywood hounds would be beating your door down!! Even if you had a bad TV show, they still be stick by your side. Why? Because all men loves a good fucking cock sucker!!! Trust me, its true. You don't see Angelina, or Pam Anderson having this breakup fucking problem do you? Please don't get made or send your publist to email us nasty email, just take our friendly advise and work on your cock sucking skills! Life will be much easier after that, trust us!!

The strip club's have been hit real hard by the recession, nobody wants to drop by and make it rain in the club like they use too. What is a girl to do? Fuck it, lets take our show on the road girl is what one, coke smoking stripper say to the other one. I know somebody will give us some money if we start stripping on the parking meters!!!"!

Yo, we can't make this shit up!!

Stripper chicks are fucking CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I love Deon Sanders, his smile is electric, but this photo was from his party and wild days back in Florida. Word is Deon likes to fish and he jumped a fence on a private lake to fish late at night and the good old, white folks were NOT happy about seeing a black man having too much fun at their expense. One call goes to 5-0, and this is how this picture is got here!!!

"Say what you want young rappers, but Jay-Hova is showing you baby face rappers how to get paid in the hip hop biz. Word on the street is Game, has dissed Jay at least 29+ times on his current CD. Another dump ass rap move, but another dump ass rapper! Yes, Game has talent. But he fails to realize, Jay is on another LEVEL and could give a fuck about him or anyone of his kind. Not to mention, the die hard JayZ fans who are NOT going to buy his CD now! LOL, will somebody tell this dude that hip hop fans are fickle and the business is dieing slowly, and his silly ass moves will not help him make a name or any real money!!

Nas, couldnt take Jay down.

Game is just wasting his time, and just trying to put his name in the street"!

"So we run into this Asian chick online, we start the interview process in regards to her shooting for this site. She's open to everything, so she says. My first impression is this chick is a straight hooker looking to make some extra money by shooting xxx videos. She tells me how she only does "normal" sex with no cum on her face or mouth! She wants it on her tits or ass! I found that to be fucked up because any good whore should take it in the face, but whatever Im kind of fucked up. Then this little rice eaters shifts the conversation to talk about nothing else but, m-o-n-e-y! I could barely get a word in without her say, "How much are you willing to pay me"? Im like for what? Normal sex? No group action? No! What about doggiestyle? No? "how much more do you want to pay me for that"!!

I Yada, yada, yada, as you can tell this conversation was going no where. So the Asian chick just says, you guys are not into the normal stuff that the **OLDER white men pay for, so I guess you are not the right company for me to work for"! She wants older white guys who fuck for 10 mins and tell her how great she is, which is NOT going to happen around here! Hip hop meets porn prides ourselves in beating a freaks pussy up, to bring her stuck up ass back down to reality! You are a cum catcher, nothing more.

Until next week people, keep it dirty!!

"Yes motherfuckers the world basketball Gods have organized the true ass kickers of the world, if that makes since. Its 3am, Im fucking tired. Never the less the U.S.A is back on top of things at the Olympics and I hear, there are plenty of condoms being passed around when the American's are out on the town! If anyone has some dirty ass pictures, please send them to us!

"Shes from the dirty south and she wants to break into porn via this website! LOL, can you believe that shit. I thought it was a joke at first but it seems that every phat booty chick thinks the world wants to see them naked! LOL, I don't want to be mean or discourage anyone from sending us photos, but please understand, we are not the porn star grave yard network! WE have alot of good dime pieces on this site, Im just saying! Not hating, just saying!!

"This has to be the photo of the year for me"! Parents you need to talk to your children, I dont care who you are, please talk to them and tell them you love them and crack cocaine is not a good look! This chick has her fucking crown on as she beams up to scottie! Her date is passed out already, oh dam, this is fucked up! Who is suppose to fuck this bad bitch once she gets high now?